a slotted spoon
is something you use
to fish a poached egg
out of water
poached eggs look like mucus
that your girlfriend hacks up
despite all the cough drops
you bought her
a slotted spoon
is a nice thing to have
but if you don’t own one
that’s better
because poached eggs are great
and you are great too
so we can just make them
togethergirl this is a legit masterpiece <3
Kickass.
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